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Dress Code

As the items floated up the stairs, the shirt swung a sleeve towards the leggings’ butt, landing an unseen hand with a solid smack.

“Hey!” the leggings said. “I thought it was the scarf you wanted to get to know better.”

“I do,” the shirt said, “but it wasn’t the scarf doing all that wiggling and moaning back there…” Continue reading

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Raymond Chandler, private eye

“Hello, Chandler Investigations. Raymond Chandler speak– Why, hello, Mr. Domino…*sigh* Yes, Mr.Domino. We’ve been over this so many– Mr.Domino– Mr. Domino, didn’t I tell you when you first contacted me that this sounded like something that would get better results … Continue reading

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